STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.
"Alright mam, your total will be $10,579.49"
*slides selfie over the counter*
whenever my pets sigh im just like i know how u feel bby talk 2 me
when you type oaky instead of okay
did Christmas happen? i don’t think Christmas happened
*plays punk rock cover of twinkle twinkle little star at school talent show*
just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves and then die